Teal the unicorn

New account. :/

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 04:01:52 -0400

theretardeddragon.tumblr.com

if i had the motivation, Id make a new tumblr account. ;-; do not like what has been...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 02:59:15 -0400

if i had the motivation, Id make a new tumblr account. ;-; do not like what has been said…

too lazy to even try it.

…

so-turbo-tastic: soundwar: so-turbo-tastic: Hey Volume I think I just found you a crapton of...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 02:57:05 -0400

so-turbo-tastic:

soundwar:

so-turbo-tastic:

Hey Volume I think I just found you a crapton of points.

holy shit you won

I think your Disney Channel follower still takes the cake.

-shrugs-

general.john0 (general.john0) complement of the season I saw you here when i was trying to search...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:51:33 -0400

general.john0 (general.john0)

complement of the season I saw you here when i was trying to search for a friend of my that i contact with ,and i was attracted by your profile and i realized i have never felt like this befor,so i decided to say hi.may we can lean to know more about each other

I got this on skype. Anyone else have this crap?

minimajik: justafanboy: the-legit-alois: harrysthefather: ton...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:22:35 -0400

minimajik:

justafanboy:

the-legit-alois:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?

or Jesus.

He’s jesthor

I think you mean.

He’s Thorjus

turbotimeturbo: I LOVE̷͜ BROWN̵I̶͠É҉S̶̕!

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:41:06 -0400

turbotimeturbo:

I LOVE̷͜ BROWN̵I̶͠É҉S̶̕!

ask-sassy-gay-turbo: turbotimeturbo: What the actual heck. WHY ARE WE BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER BY...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 04:43:39 -0400

ask-sassy-gay-turbo:

turbotimeturbo:

What the actual heck.

WHY ARE WE BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER BY LIKE 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!

(that is adorable.)

Turbo Tastic!: 100 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:10:00 -0400

Turbo Tastic!: 100 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY :

turbotimeturbo:

THAT’S RIGHT! We finally reached ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS! Everyone give a big cheer! YEEAaaahhehahah…

Anyway, seeing as I wasn’t expecting us to gain followers anywhere near this quickly, I figured that in celebration we’d have an ART GIVEAWAY!!!

(Because I’m too poor to mail stuff and…

no idea what i would want you to draw if i somehow won but omg your art is beautiful ;u;

stared at it for a while clingfilm you sneaky thing :o hurray...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:57:20 -0400

stared at it for a while

clingfilm you sneaky thing

:o hurray optical illusions

turbotimeturbo: You’re so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs You’re so short, you...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:51:37 -0400

turbotimeturbo:

You’re so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs

You’re so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk

You’re so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool

You’re so short, you’re the last one to know when it rains

You’re so short, you can see your feet in your driver’s license photo

dropthebasslikeacid: lysergiocacid: inkaholicshane: Bruce...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:51:33 -0400

dropthebasslikeacid:

lysergiocacid:

inkaholicshane:

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

this is that shit you reblog every single time you see it on your dash. this man is a beast.

I can’t not reblog this.

This is that shit that makes you wanna break cinderblocks with your hands.

turbo and caliborn

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:51:00 -0400

OMFG

CALIBORN COSPLAYS AS A TROLL TOO. (only without horns??)

both psychotic brats

Photo

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:44:55 -0400

thepirateking: why can t i just talk about gender and have everyone agree with me when I say “yeah...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:44:20 -0400

thepirateking:

why can t i just talk about gender and have everyone agree with me when I say “yeah well actually gender is a social concept”

cheezburgah: paleandperfect: phurlz: and-close-your-eyes: ...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 05:37:58 -0400

cheezburgah:

paleandperfect:

phurlz:

and-close-your-eyes:

my-chemical-weapons:

HOLY

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

holy fucking jesus

is that the chicken dance or bananas in pyjamas fuck idk thomas the tank engine??????????/ tell me

Thomas the tank engine :D

Starting at 55 the same sort of tune plays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U

aqueousescapist: hiccup-horrendous-haddockiii: aqueousescapist:...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:33:55 -0400

aqueousescapist:

hiccup-horrendous-haddockiii:

aqueousescapist:

ATTENTION.

IF YOU GET ONE OF THESE IN YOUR INBOX FROM AN EMAIL THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. IT IS LIKELY A VIRUS OR AN ATTEMPT TO HACK YOU OR WHATEVER PEOPLE DO HERE.

HIGHFIVE THAT FUCKER AND GET OUT.

I REPEAT, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.

DO NOT CLICK ON IT.

DO NOT.

CLICK IT.

Can I delete it though?

Yes, it would be wise to delete it.

gothiccookiesandmilk: ladyderpenstein: au-rev0ir: does anyone...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:24:13 -0400

gothiccookiesandmilk:

ladyderpenstein:

au-rev0ir:

does anyone else find it absolutely pathetic that a computer program can recognize this, but some humans can’t?

I’ll reblog this every time I see it.

this is actually quite beautiful.

Photo

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 05:21:28 -0400

jeffrey-lynne: [licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 05:16:04 -0400

jeffrey-lynne:

[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life

carol-fucking-danvers: If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 06:14:01 -0400

carol-fucking-danvers:

If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the word “Asexual” on a baseball bat and beat you with it.