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April 2013

15 posts

New account. :/

theretardeddragon.tumblr.com

Apr 7, 2013

if i had the motivation, Id make a new tumblr account. ;-; do not like what has been said… 

too lazy to even try it.

…

Apr 7, 2013

so-turbo-tastic:

soundwar:

so-turbo-tastic:

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Hey Volume I think I just found you a crapton of points.

holy shit you won

I think your Disney Channel follower still takes the cake.

-shrugs-

Apr 7, 20137 notes

general.john0 (general.john0)

complement of the season I saw you here when i was trying to search for a friend of my that i contact with ,and i was attracted by your profile and i realized i have never felt like this befor,so i decided to say hi.may we can lean to know more about each other

I got this on skype. Anyone else have this crap?

Apr 4, 2013
Apr 4, 2013251,304 notes

turbotimeturbo:

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I LOVE̷͜ BROWN̵I̶͠É҉S̶̕!

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Apr 3, 201323 notes

ask-sassy-gay-turbo:

turbotimeturbo:

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What the actual heck.

WHY ARE WE BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER BY LIKE 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!

(that is adorable.)

Apr 3, 201317 notes
Turbo Tastic!: 100 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY  → turbotimeturbo.tumblr.com

turbotimeturbo:

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THAT’S RIGHT! We finally reached ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS! Everyone give a big cheer! YEEAaaahhehahah…

Anyway, seeing as I wasn’t expecting us to gain followers anywhere near this quickly, I figured that in celebration we’d have an ART GIVEAWAY!!!

(Because I’m too poor to mail stuff and…

no idea what i would want you to draw if i somehow won but omg your art is beautiful ;u;

Apr 2, 2013103 notes
Apr 2, 201313,195 notes

turbotimeturbo:

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You’re so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs

You’re so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk

You’re so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool

You’re so short, you’re the last one to know when it rains

You’re so short, you can see your feet in your driver’s license photo

Apr 2, 201330 notes
Apr 2, 2013225,129 notes
turbo and caliborn

OMFG

CALIBORN COSPLAYS AS A TROLL TOO. (only without horns??)

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both psychotic brats

Apr 2, 2013
Apr 2, 2013213 notes

thepirateking:

why can t i just talk about gender and have everyone agree with me when I say “yeah well actually gender is a social concept”

Apr 2, 201312 notes
Listen

cheezburgah:

paleandperfect:

phurlz:

and-close-your-eyes:

my-chemical-weapons:

HOLY 

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

holy fucking jesus


is that the chicken dance or bananas in pyjamas fuck idk thomas the tank engine??????????/ tell me

Thomas the tank engine :D

Starting at 55 the same sort of tune plays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U

Apr 1, 2013377,680 notes

March 2013

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jeffrey-lynne:

[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life

Mar 29, 201365,647 notes

carol-fucking-danvers:

If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the word “Asexual” on a baseball bat and beat you with it.

Mar 28, 201326,338 notes
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