theretardeddragon.tumblr.com
April 2013
15 posts
if i had the motivation, Id make a new tumblr account. ;-; do not like what has been said…
too lazy to even try it.
…
Hey Volume I think I just found you a crapton of points.
holy shit you won
I think your Disney Channel follower still takes the cake.
-shrugs-
general.john0 (general.john0)
complement of the season I saw you here when i was trying to search for a friend of my that i contact with ,and i was attracted by your profile and i realized i have never felt like this befor,so i decided to say hi.may we can lean to know more about each other
I got this on skype. Anyone else have this crap?
I LOVE̷͜ BROWN̵I̶͠É҉S̶̕!
What the actual heck.
WHY ARE WE BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER BY LIKE 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!
(that is adorable.)
THAT’S RIGHT! We finally reached ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS! Everyone give a big cheer! YEEAaaahhehahah…
Anyway, seeing as I wasn’t expecting us to gain followers anywhere near this quickly, I figured that in celebration we’d have an ART GIVEAWAY!!!
(Because I’m too poor to mail stuff and…
no idea what i would want you to draw if i somehow won but omg your art is beautiful ;u;
You’re so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs
You’re so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk
You’re so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool
You’re so short, you’re the last one to know when it rains
You’re so short, you can see your feet in your driver’s license photo
OMFG
CALIBORN COSPLAYS AS A TROLL TOO. (only without horns??)


both psychotic brats
why can t i just talk about gender and have everyone agree with me when I say “yeah well actually gender is a social concept”
HOLY
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING
WHAT EVEN IS THIS
holy fucking jesus
is that the chicken dance or bananas in pyjamas fuck idk thomas the tank engine??????????/ tell me
Thomas the tank engine :D
Starting at 55 the same sort of tune plays:
March 2013
33 posts
[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life
If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the word “Asexual” on a baseball bat and beat you with it.













