theretardeddragon.tumblr.com
if i had the motivation, Id make a new tumblr account. ;-; do not like what has been said…
too lazy to even try it.
…
Hey Volume I think I just found you a crapton of points.
holy shit you won
I think your Disney Channel follower still takes the cake.
-shrugs-
general.john0 (general.john0)
complement of the season I saw you here when i was trying to search for a friend of my that i contact with ,and i was attracted by your profile and i realized i have never felt like this befor,so i decided to say hi.may we can lean to know more about each other
I got this on skype. Anyone else have this crap?
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
MYGOD
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?
or Jesus.
He’s jesthor
I think you mean.
He’s Thorjus
What the actual heck.
WHY ARE WE BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER BY LIKE 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!
(that is adorable.)
THAT’S RIGHT! We finally reached ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS! Everyone give a big cheer! YEEAaaahhehahah…
Anyway, seeing as I wasn’t expecting us to gain followers anywhere near this quickly, I figured that in celebration we’d have an ART GIVEAWAY!!!
(Because I’m too poor to mail stuff and…
no idea what i would want you to draw if i somehow won but omg your art is beautiful ;u;
You’re so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs
You’re so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk
You’re so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool
You’re so short, you’re the last one to know when it rains
You’re so short, you can see your feet in your driver’s license photo


























