New account. :/

theretardeddragon.tumblr.com

if i had the motivation, Id make a new tumblr account. ;-; do not like what has been said… 

too lazy to even try it.

so-turbo-tastic:

soundwar:

so-turbo-tastic:

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Hey Volume I think I just found you a crapton of points.

holy shit you won

I think your Disney Channel follower still takes the cake.

-shrugs-

general.john0 (general.john0)

complement of the season I saw you here when i was trying to search for a friend of my that i contact with ,and i was attracted by your profile and i realized i have never felt like this befor,so i decided to say hi.may we can lean to know more about each other

I got this on skype. Anyone else have this crap?

minimajik:

justafanboy:

the-legit-alois:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?

or Jesus. 

He’s jesthor

I think you mean.

He’s Thorjus

turbotimeturbo:

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I LOVE̷͜ BROWN̵I̶͠É҉S̶̕!

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ask-sassy-gay-turbo:

turbotimeturbo:

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What the actual heck.

WHY ARE WE BEING SHIPPED TOGETHER BY LIKE 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!

(that is adorable.)

turbotimeturbo:

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THAT’S RIGHT! We finally reached ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS! Everyone give a big cheer! YEEAaaahhehahah…

Anyway, seeing as I wasn’t expecting us to gain followers anywhere near this quickly, I figured that in celebration we’d have an ART GIVEAWAY!!!

(Because I’m too poor to mail stuff and…

no idea what i would want you to draw if i somehow won but omg your art is beautiful ;u;

stared at it for a while
clingfilm you sneaky thing 
:o hurray optical illusions

stared at it for a while

clingfilm you sneaky thing 

:o hurray optical illusions

turbotimeturbo:

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You’re so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs

You’re so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk

You’re so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool

You’re so short, you’re the last one to know when it rains

You’re so short, you can see your feet in your driver’s license photo